Juan

A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.

Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.

by rudyhateshisfriends November 10, 2020

Juan

Juan is the name of a little bitch. Very kind but a little bitch.

Juan is a bitch.

by q1w2e3r4t5y6y September 7, 2020

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009

Juan Creepy

causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease by a highly unstable person.

"You get creepy, then you get Juan creepy!"

by Th3Herbalist June 17, 2021

Juan

Juan is the name of a nice boi who can be amazingly annoying (sort of like his friend, Bup.) But he will almost always have your back if you need it. Also, it’s a cool name in general

I don’t know how to use the word Juan in a sentence

by Scoralin September 10, 2020

Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel

Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

Juan

Juan is the most handsome man you’ll ever met.He might seem cold but once you know him he is a real gentleman and a loyal friend

Am so lucky I have bf named juan

by Rachelle_ittttttt November 21, 2021