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Juan

Juan is a person that is funny and kind two people he might be quite and shy but when he knows you really good he talks a lot and he is good with ladies. he tries to cheer up people and make them laugh while he has 1000 problemas in his mind. when he gets home he sum times be depress and he likes old corridos and spanish trap
juan pulls a lot of girls ;)
by Not the real juan November 21, 2021
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Juane

A beautiful and loyal girl who will forever love you if you are honest loyal and loving. She's very independent but once you get under her shell, she will want to be with you all the time. She can be bitchy and have an attitude but she still loves you. Don't get on her bad side. You'll be truly blessed to find yourself a juane on your life.
Juane is in a bad mood today.
by Jonnoton November 21, 2021
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Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy
by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021
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Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes
Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!
by Surenut September 13, 2021
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Juan

He is that one cute/hot mysterious Mexican guy that makes your knees weak everytime he smiles, he wears very strong and masculine cologne that matches perfectly with his broad shoulders and impenetrable loyalty.

He doesn't speak much, but when he does he has a low, masculine voice that makes anything he says sound meaningful and memorable, he might even have an accent when he speaks English, but boy is that accent cute.

Girl, you better not cheat on Juan because he is one of a kind. He's too good for any girl no matter who she is, and probably too beautiful for this world.
That's one good looking Juan, I need more Juan's in my life.

Juan is so alluringly mysterious.

Girl, you better not even think about hurting Juan.

Juan is too good for this world.
by Apple_Blossom74 September 27, 2021
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Juan

a really hot guy that loves to punch holes in his wall !
-bro is that a fire?
-nah thats just juan.
by keelyyas October 11, 2021
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Juan Mig

It is said that if you are named Juan Mig/Juan Miguel your parents are expecting you to have a large dick.
Ex. Oh he's name is Juan Mig you say? He's a big right? Haha!
by Juan Mig October 19, 2021
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