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orange jordan 

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi
Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan
orange jordan by Deej6006 December 1, 2017
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majid jordan 

A toronto based r&b duo signed to OVO.

2 of the most goodlooking guys in the industry.
Have you heard about Majid jordan?

I’m such a jordan girl

I’m such a majid girl
majid jordan by Majjor December 27, 2017

miss jordan 

THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too
Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt
miss jordan by Penis suck February 16, 2018

Joshua Jordan 

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.

Certified jordan moment 

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

Luca Jordan-Vieira 

A Nerd kid, who is meow meow and big puffter who is scared on everything and teacher pet.

CJ JORDAN 

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy
John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy
CJ JORDAN by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020