pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

Jason Guo

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.

person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.

by Bacchus February 03, 2022

Jason Rothenberg

A silly ass bitch who needs to choke on his 1” dick

Man, fuck Jason Rothenberg, he’s such a little bitch

by THE HEAD AND THE FUCKIN HEART September 18, 2019

Jason Grace

The best Heroes of Olympus character from and he is totally lit.

Jason Grace is a Roman Demigod, and the best ever

by PercyFan7 March 07, 2017

Jason

The biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the fucking planet. He has a freckle on his dick and the doctors fucked up his circumcision. He doesn't care about anyone but himself and he acts tough and mysterious but he really gets his ass beat. He treats girls like objects and then dumps them in the trash.

Wow I hate Jason he's such an asshole!

by Beefjerkyhoe123 March 13, 2017

Jason Smith

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.

Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!

by Orbit Intensity September 21, 2018

jason momoa

a sexy ass actor who plays a gun wielding six foot nutter in popular Tv series Stargate Atlantis.

He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.

That Jason Momoa guy is a right chunk of manbeast

by Nevernever June 22, 2008