Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.
person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
by Bacchus February 2, 2022
Get the Jason Guomug. by PercyFan7 March 7, 2017
Get the Jason Gracemug. The biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the fucking planet. He has a freckle on his dick and the doctors fucked up his circumcision. He doesn't care about anyone but himself and he acts tough and mysterious but he really gets his ass beat. He treats girls like objects and then dumps them in the trash.
by Beefjerkyhoe123 March 13, 2017
Get the Jasonmug. by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018
Get the Jason Smithmug. a sexy ass actor who plays a gun wielding six foot nutter in popular Tv series Stargate Atlantis.
He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.
He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.
by Nevernever June 22, 2008
Get the jason momoamug. The lead singer for the band Go Radio
He writes all his own lyrics and music.
He sings with an Irish accent
He's just amazing
He writes all his own lyrics and music.
He sings with an Irish accent
He's just amazing
Rock fan #1: Why does Mayday Parade sound like shit after A Lesson In Romantics?
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!
by elliezzzzz December 28, 2011
Get the Jason Lancastermug. Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 28, 2004
Get the Jason Bittnermug.