Jared

A kid with a hot sister

Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?

What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram

by Room3 April 29, 2021

Jared

a submissive and breedable nerdy man.

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.

by B0WT13S November 3, 2021

Jared

A guy who likes daisy

Damn Jared likes daisy

by Eeqwsfew November 4, 2021

Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022