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Joke Jacker

When someone jumps in on a joke or a piss-take and trys to add to it or take it over. Normally a sad person who has no life or the usual cunt who just needs attention that othwise he/she would go un-noticed.
1st person: Hey did you hear the one about...etc,etc

Sad lonely cunt: Haha yeh ive heard this (then trys to take over joke or adds to it.

1st person: Oh great, a Joke Jacker, what a cunt
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
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Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
by JAX8 June 24, 2010
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Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom
"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"
by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011
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stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.
Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!
by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014
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poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.
WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!
by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015
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The Jackie Chan

A type of sexual foreplay associated with fingering. You make your hand into a karate chop position and put it in your partners vagina as such. Then with your opposite hand you repeatedly karate chop just below your partners waist while pleasuring them.
"Remember last night? Man that bitch was gettin crazy with the "Panda bomb", so I pulled out "The Jackie Chan" on her ass....I changed her that night....
by Hurles McSquirells October 1, 2009
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Jackie Syndrome

"a compulsive obsession w/ running, only occuring in the most rare of beautiful and talented women"
by Jackie April 12, 2005
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