by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?
person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 11, 2021

by lolipop1234 May 1, 2022

Ben is a person who loves skiing and does lots of outdoor shit. He loves eggs and is married to Jacob Sartorius.
by Jojosiwa_3.0 July 18, 2021

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

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by fangstears February 4, 2021
