It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks

Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!

by thegrizzman February 4, 2023

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023