stupid hooked

To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.
I am so into this girl, she got me stupid hooked!
by kdawggg79 December 26, 2011
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Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
by Pete_guitar January 24, 2009
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Nice hook

When an angler catches a nice fish .
My friend posted a fish that he caught on FB and the comment was nice hook.
by Hot Rod Long October 12, 2015
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hook up

v. To have relations with someone without knowing thier name, where their from, and usually age. Usually due to intense binge drinking or taking part in any sorotiy event
Yea I'm going to 'hook up' with (insert local sorority slut name) later on after she has a couple beers in her.
by Irish May 28, 2003
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Rusty hook

A poop-hardend finger in which is put into the girls mouth
During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.

Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook
by Anonymous 54 March 02, 2008
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hook up

"Intentionally Ambiguous" - literally
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.
Jack and Jan are going to hook up.
by JMCI June 25, 2005
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hook up

A homeboy/homegirl that will provide something for you
Yeh, this is Mei. She's my HOOKUP.
by Joshiro007 February 13, 2003
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