stupid hooker

A hooker who's so stupid she doesn't even know or realize shes a hooker.

I started dating this chick named Julia Nicole and she was fucking guys for money. I had to inform her she's a pro and she still didn't believe me. Julia is and will always be a stupid hooker.

stupid hooker by rareform3d June 28, 2023

Get merch

Get the stupid hooker mug.

See more merch

Dead Hooker

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

Dead Hooker by skyyris December 29, 2004

Get merch

Related Words

hooker • hookerface • hooker spit • hookering • Hooker Cooker • hooker foot • Hooker Bitch • hooker boots • Hookerfish • Hooker Hunting

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Scrotch December 4, 2007

Get merch

pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

pirate hooker by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006