hook nail

any one or all of your toenails that have hardened by fungus and overgrown to a point resembling a hook or a claw. it will scratch you if it gets near your legs or rip your sheets. Can also be seen ripping through a knee high or painted badly in flip flops. Usually includes a crusty thick skinned ashy foot

girlfriend: I'm so tired of your busted up hook nail rippin' up my Martha Stewart sheets you broke ass nigga

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

Flag

Get the hook nail mug.

junt hook

When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.

I got junt hooked so hard last night I think the hole is permanent. (dad)
David junt hook me now!

by revenge_of_the_junthooker May 28, 2012

Flag

Get the junt hook mug.

Nice hook

When an angler catches a nice fish .

My friend posted a fish that he caught on FB and the comment was nice hook.

by Hot Rod Long October 12, 2015

Flag

Get the Nice hook mug.

hook up

v. To have relations with someone without knowing thier name, where their from, and usually age. Usually due to intense binge drinking or taking part in any sorotiy event

Yea I'm going to 'hook up' with (insert local sorority slut name) later on after she has a couple beers in her.

by Irish May 28, 2003

Flag

Get the hook up mug.

Rusty hook

A poop-hardend finger in which is put into the girls mouth

During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.

Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook

by Anonymous 54 March 02, 2008

Flag

Get the Rusty hook mug.