During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.
She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.
by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020
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MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that
GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that
GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH
WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS
BITCH
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS
BITCH
by pantera September 20, 2004
Get the OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY mug.when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.
"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"
by SwitchHitter18 May 2, 2015
Get the right hook mug.The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
by chozoelder July 7, 2004
Get the captain hook mug.The act of punching your lover in the face when they're about to have an orgasm. Supposedly enhances the orgasm...also enhances bloody noses and breakups that are really hard to explain to your friends. Similar to the donkey punch but not as violent, and don't apply to a specific gender.
"Yo, we were so hot last night, she was about to come and I just bloody hooked her. She never saw it coming!"
by S. Rock November 10, 2006
Get the bloody hook mug.when a someone ejaculates on their finger then sticks it in someones mouth while curving their finger like a hook.
by montell January 2, 2008
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