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Grimmy's Heroes

An army of nobodies, led by a guy who is nothing more than a stinky ratcatcher.

The army is made up of four people:
MyGeeto,
Hayshifter of Gint,
GavTheNugget
and Random Hero

3 out of 4 members dont like being referred to as Grimmy's Heroes.
Guy: oh no...here comes the loser pack aka Grimmy's Heroes
by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009
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Don't go catchin herpes

What you tell your son or daughter before you know they are going to get a high on marijuana. Something you tell you boyfriend/girlfriend before you know they are going to smoke a blunt. Something you tell your friend before he hooks up with rando at the bar.
Hey johnny, don't go catchin herpes now.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.

I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.
by SsTtUu00 June 20, 2011
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Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.
I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.
by Twizzard May 31, 2018
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You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
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throwed like a set of horseshoes

Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic
by Cal333 October 15, 2021
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Finger Herpes

(noun)

A brain-rotting STD, "Finger Herpes" occurs from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.
My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime! Touching it causes finger herpes!
by Ethic_Hackman January 26, 2007
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herpes

an STD transmitted by Kelly Brown.
Oh no! Kelly didn't mention that she had herpes before you had sex? What a shame.
by herpes March 6, 2005
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