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Teach her a lesson

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.
Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”
by Robby101 November 1, 2006
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except her face

(n) A more obvious way of depicting a woman who has an attractive body but an ugly face. (See: butter face.)

Meant to poke fun at a particular usage of the word "butter face" wherein some still feel the need to describe what it means when such definition becomes more obvious with increased mainstream application.

Should only be used when followed with the completely unnecessary explanation of its definition.
Male #1: Man, that girl is an except her face.

Male #2: What?

Male #1: You know, 'cause everything looks good, "except her face"!

Male #2: Yeah, no, I got it.
by idvs July 17, 2009
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Her Evil Royalty

When the Finnish Love Metal band HIM wanted to realease a CD in North America they were told that they had to rename their band because Him was already a cpyrighted band name.
They renamed their band HER for a rare realease of Razorblade Romance, and HER jokingly stands for HER EVIL ROYALTY to comabt HIM's HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY.
They are now able to realease and tour under the name HIM as the prior band is obsolete.
HER Her Evil Royalty is HIM His Infernal Majesty
by Borellus May 13, 2005
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Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'
Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"
by Veebz October 22, 2011
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crushed her guts

This is what you do to a woman when you fuck her hard.
Also known as "getting some guts."
Krodoff: Hey Gondor. Did you get any guts last night?
Gondor: Totally dude. I crushed her guts.
by DrRocco September 7, 2006
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D her P

I don't care how old she is, I'd D her P
by digits April 15, 2004
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Chris Brown her

1. Beating up your girlfriend after you found out she gave you herpes.

2. Severely beating someone up.
I had to Chris Brown her after I went to the doctors office.
by Rob Vann February 10, 2009
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