Hammer

1. Noun; A present tense word uncommonly used to describe the act of binge drinking. More commonly used as "Hammered"

2. Noun; A word shouted to call upon Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.

Used during times of distress and discomfort.

Subsequently, if shouted by a person who is righteous, a hammer will fly towards your open hand allowing you to lay the smack down and smite everything around you.

1. Frat fag: "Hey man, you going to get the keg? We're getting hammered tonight."

2. Thor: "This is so good," (coffee) *smashes cup on the ground* "ANOTHER!"

Waiter: Umm, sorry sir...

Thor: *Raises an open arm* "Hammer!!!"

by SacTu June 18, 2011

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

Thor's Hammer

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.

1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Hammer Call

The act of making a lot of calls in quick succession to the same person. Most often occurs when you are trying to contact your 1. drug dealer or 2. current hook-up

"After ten tries, she finally picked up my hammer call"

by KHeezyFBaby February 25, 2008

hammer throw

n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.

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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?

No.

by gnostic1 August 8, 2012

Portuguese Hammer

Motorsport term. flicking the car to the left just before a left hand turn to help slide the car into the corner.

Can also be described as a scananavian flick, but only on a right hand corner.

I came in waaay to deep, flicked the car into portuguese hammer and slid all the way through the corner at 45 deg!

by Kaboochie Monkey September 7, 2010

A hammer

There are different tiers that one can pack in a bowl. All must be pulled through. The first most basic tier is the snap; merely a small amount of marijuana. The next tier is chop (1/2 weed & 1/2 tobacco). Finally is the hammer (1/3 weed & 1/3 tobacco & 1/3 kief). Hence the name hammer.

"Are you actually about to pack a hammer."
"Yeah this trio of ingredients is about to put me on my ass."
"You're about to be coughing like a motherfucker."

by Kush Colonel 69 March 8, 2017