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hammer of justice

One of five basic volleyball hitting methods. Difficult to master, but when done correctly, is arguably the most effective technique in all of volleyball. One performs the hammer of justice (or HOJ, pronounced "hahj") by making a fist with one's right hand, covering it with the left hand, holding one's hands above one's head and striking the ball downward. Believed to have originated in Nashville.
Will: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Deanna: Oh my God, it's the hammer of justice!
Andrew: Will, you know we can't handle that! Play fair!
Will: Yeah, I know. I guess I should just use the HOJ sparingly.
Johannes: Wow, what a move! Very inspiring! I think I bring this back to Germany!
by Jerome Finkle October 3, 2009
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black hammer

-to be all powerful
-to smash the competition
-to be the best
guy: wow that girl was totally a black hammer
guy: omg i know she about murdered me
by kissykissychulo January 20, 2009
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akron hammer

the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)
'The Akron Hammer' just posterized Kobe.
by cusowill3 December 23, 2009
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polish hammer

A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.
Last night I gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.
by Jrpolen December 26, 2007
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Electric Hammer

When a males appendage gives an electric shock to his partner. Typically after walking to the toilet in socks with morning wood.

Rise and shine <3
My girlfriend won't talk to me since I gave her the Electric Hammer this morning.
by Paddle Humper July 24, 2016
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gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.
"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"
by sionyn July 22, 2008
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Iron Hammer

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection
I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer
by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011
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