Fractional Genocide

The act of murdering the fractions in an equation by multiplying by a common denominator.

Mr. Nolan: Alright, so we hate these fractions in this equation, so let's kill them. This is Fractional Genocide.

by Mercalicious August 29, 2012

Cherry Genocide

When you promise a virgin you will go easy on her, but instead you wreck house!

Ya, Sarah and I hooked up for the first time last night, let's just say "it was a Cherry Genocide".

by BASH0007 March 5, 2015

human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Gucci Granola

Outdoorsy wealthy poseur.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.

Chris and Bea are so Gucci Granola; their Toyota Tacoma has micro brew and social justice stickers all over the back.

The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.

Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.

by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018

Fresh Granola

When osmething is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye.

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 9, 2019