The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims
by anonymous July 24, 2023
Get the Semen Grenademug. 1st guy: How was that hand job?
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.
by TheArtistFormallyKnownAsAMan December 5, 2013
Get the Threw/Tossed The Grenademug. Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
Get the Sperm grenademug. The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.
Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…
by anonymous July 24, 2023
Get the Semen Grenademug. A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"
by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009
Get the chuff grenademug. Looks at those hand grenade, it is so mouthwatering that you could motorboat it all day and all night
by Menontits November 23, 2021
Get the Hand Grenademug. The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug.