zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

grenade singh

A fatass bomb kid that explodes

Happy Birthday Grenade Singh

by nigganiggahigga May 30, 2016

Nazi grenade

Lazily comparing a person or group to the Nazis in an attempt to discredit them.

Used interchangeably with Hitler grenade.

The conversation was going well, but then my friend lobbed in the Nazi grenade.

by Amazing Tesla April 18, 2016

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.

“Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”

by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020