grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.
"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
by milphunter March 10, 2015
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Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.
by Skrrtt August 13, 2024
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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol
Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!
by daltana April 08, 2018
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granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
by Jmunguia29 August 15, 2015
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Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?
by Handsome Ass Nibba January 30, 2024
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Granny Fight

A fight between two elderly women. Usually over small and stupid stuff.
by Michael Swindon November 26, 2018
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