jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.

by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 13, 2019

Givy Goblin

A person who jumps from live stream to stream on Whatnot looking for free giveaways. They enter a stream just for a giveaway and leave once a winner is announced. Then find another giveaway stream and repeat.

Oh, there's that person again being a givy goblin.

by DJ_Lithium March 29, 2023

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid

Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory

by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019

Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins

I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.

by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022