high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars March 02, 2018
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garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
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Garbage Cute

Someone you’re attracted to despite their dark circles, bad hair, imperfect teeth, ill-proportioned features, lack of style, angry resting face, or other factors that you don’t intrinsically consider attractive.
They usually consider themselves ugly, but the majority of people don’t agree with them.
A less extreme statement when compared to Ugly Hot.
Girl: “I didn’t think twice about him when we first met, but now that I know him he’s actually really cute. He’s got a bit of a unibrow going on though, and I wonder why no one taught him how to dress himself.”
Friend: “Yeah, he got those garbage cute vibes all over him.”
by LowkeyStupid January 24, 2021
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garbage brown

It is the color of eyes that change much like when garbage molds.. Colors change from brown, to green, to black, to yellow.. Eye color is considered to be gender inspecific.
What color eyes do you have, they are not hazel? Garbage brown...
by JavierC November 08, 2020
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garbage can man

A Code word for dead man found in dumpster and is used mainly by law enforcement agencies call in Northern CA.
What can stink up the dumpster behind a New Star Portrait? The Garbage can man can.
by Arsonea La Mancha August 30, 2010
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Tasteful Garbage

The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
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Tasteful Garbage

The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
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