Frontal Biff

AKA..Fupa, Gunt...Frontal Biff is the Fat Upper area above a womans Vag.

Origin: When heading down south to eat some pie, my head suddenly biffed in an immediate down slope. Hence the word "frontal biff"

by AC Chine December 8, 2009

front row bad kids

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.

"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"

by Jahousen November 8, 2009

front door mat

woman's pubic hair

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me

by notta hater February 27, 2011

Frontophobia

1) When in class one is not able to sit in the front.
2) When one is scared of the front
3) When one can't be in the front in a line, class, the movies etc.

2)John: "Do you want to sit in the front so we can get a better view?"
Kathy: "Oh! The front! John you know I can't go there, I have frontophobia!"
3) Jess is in the front of the line and fidgeting.
Mr. Parker: "Jess, stop fidgeting!"
Jess: "I can't! I'm in the front and I have frontophobia!"

by the_front_is_terrifying October 8, 2011

frontal butt

(Noun); 'Fhruntal but'; American English. It's is the protrusion on a man or woman in the groin area on an extremely obese person, where their genitalia looks like it should be. The chunk of fat that looks like an ass in the front of an obese person that defies where and how they can find their junk under that mud flap. Found typically at Walmart without problems.

1. Oh my god! Look at size of that frontal butt, she'll never find her pussy under that thing.

by Alexander Filatov July 4, 2014

Frontpack

When a fat person's gut is hanging down over their pants making it look like they are wearing a heavy backpack backwards on the front of their body.

I would bang Stefania, but her frontpack would get in the way.

by db1212 February 25, 2015

front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.

"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."

by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015