Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

grandma lil

grandma lil / was married to dick but he died

single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum

fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.

by pussy in my ass January 22, 2022

grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking

WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!

by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018

Grandma's Sideboob

Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.

I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....

by howmanypeoplehavethenameJack November 23, 2021

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018