Flu virus

Jizzing in a girls mouth then tickling her so it comes out her nose.

My girlfriend almost broke up with me after I gave her the Flu Virus. She said it stung like crazy

by The Dude61 December 4, 2010

Swine Flu

A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.

John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.

Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.

by apersonwhoisveryfunny October 15, 2009

Swine flu party

A party in which many people gather in a house where someone is infected with the H1N1 influenza virus in hopes of catching it, therefore being immune.

Hey Tom, I heard Becky got the H1N1 virus and is holding a swine flu party at her apartment!

by Mr. Piglet September 1, 2009

leto bird-flu

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."

by didimydoe March 6, 2008

kung-fu flu

The very thing that has everyone inside their homes and wearing masks.

Person 1:This Kung-Fu Flu has been kicking my ass lately...

Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?

by ThisIsntFine July 15, 2020

Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.

A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!

by charlesmartel April 27, 2009

Clear bottle flu

A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.

I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.

by JoeyBomm October 16, 2021