Frat flu

The random sickness that a geed gets when he spends too much time talking to his exclusive situationship that “goes to another school” instead of hanging with the boys.
Dude our boy Mike is coming down with the frat flu, he never hangs with us anymore.
by Bigdog cowboy September 10, 2023
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Swine Flu

A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.
John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.

Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.
by apersonwhoisveryfunny October 15, 2009
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bird flu

A universal social game teenagers play. "Birdflu" is the "disease" you can get from hooking up with a person that has the "disease" already. If you get birdflu, you have 2 weeks to pass it onto someone else (by hooking up with them). If you fail to hookup with someone in 2 weeks, you lose the disease. The goal is to keep the disease, and spread it to as many people as possible. The only way you can get birdflu back again is by hookingup with someone who has it, or if the founder of birdflu in your local area "deems you worthy of having it". Also, you cannot hookup with the same person twice to renew your birdflu.

**Hooking up could mean many things. In this sense, it is used to mean making out. Or you could use it in other ways too. The game is meant for teens, but anyone could play it.
"Hey dude did you hookup with that chick yet?"

"Yeah man and seh gave me bird flu! ...Fuck its been two weeks arleady, and i havent hooked up with anyone else. Dammmn."
by d@sh!zz13!i! March 15, 2008
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Swine flu party

A party in which many people gather in a house where someone is infected with the H1N1 influenza virus in hopes of catching it, therefore being immune.
Hey Tom, I heard Becky got the H1N1 virus and is holding a swine flu party at her apartment!
by Mr. Piglet September 02, 2009
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leto bird-flu

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."
by didimydoe March 06, 2008
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kung-fu flu

The very thing that has everyone inside their homes and wearing masks.
Person 1:This Kung-Fu Flu has been kicking my ass lately...

Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?
by ThisIsntFine July 15, 2020
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Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.
A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!
by charlesmartel April 27, 2009
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