pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"

by katiesawesome December 19, 2008

Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

by Koknballz May 21, 2017

Pooey fingers

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019

gateway finger

When a woman sticks her finger in her significant others ass and it potentially leads to other things going in there.
ex. Stacy kept trying to get that finger in there and i finally let her. Now i spend my free time shoving objects in my ass. That damn gateway finger is a bitch.

Stacy kept trying to put her finger in my ass while we were intimate. One day, in a moment of weakness she got it past my fortress. Now I spend most of my free time shoving objects in there. That damn gateway finger!!

by The Pelz March 13, 2015

panic fingers

When one is playing a song on "Guitar Hero" that is so far above their skill level that they begin randomly button mashing the frets in panic.

I tried playing a level 6 song on Guitar Hero last night. It was scary. I was doing panic fingers after like ten seconds.

by Magnoodle October 26, 2007

flash fingers

Someone who shoplifts

Jill was all flash fingers when she went into the store, and stole some gum.

by Skylar01 November 23, 2014

Finger sex

When you stick your finger in someone else's fist repeatedly.

Nathan and Cameron had vigorous Finger Sex during class. Cameron's finger broke from the finger sex, maybe next time he'll wear protection.

by Maryhadalittledick July 19, 2016