michael fleming

Name of Scottish Descent. Normally gifted to the child with the largest Dumpy in the clan. This name has been held by all of the greatest Jarls.

Man did you see Michael Fleming the other day?

That guy has a DUMPY

by paragonzion January 30, 2020

Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”

1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”

by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020

No feelings October

Girls can’t catch feelings for guys

Girl 1:Did you see jack hes sooooo hot

Girl 2: You just lost no feelings October

by Pussyman16363 October 2, 2020

Suck feeding

When a girl only drinks a mans sperm for a week straight to loose weight.

I’m doing the suck feeding diet to loose 10 pounds.

by Lick my couchy 3000 January 29, 2021

Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.

Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!

by NewDude12 May 5, 2021

Owen Fleming

He is sussy in real life, he does spells on people in maths

Owen Fleming is so sussy to the point where he might be gay

by Habibi123abc November 9, 2021

No Feelings February

When you refuse to let yourself get feelings for anyone during the month of February. This is most commonly accomplished by hooking up with/ talking to more than one person at a time. But overall there are just two rules:

1. Have fun

2. No feelings allowed

F:“I’m not gonna go on a real date with you”

M:“Why?”

F:“It’s No Feelings February”

by Lvbycelsius February 15, 2022