One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012
Get the Fanny Slapper mug.Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
by fabbityfab September 9, 2012
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Get the Fanny flannel mug.someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random
by tyler gross October 25, 2008
Get the fanny bandit mug.A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.
Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!
"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!
"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
by Luke webb August 10, 2006
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Get the fanny fart mug.In Devon (West of England), an idle, slow and incompetent person who is no use to man nor beast. Just like a slack fanny (whether British or American), someone who does a poor job of whatever they are meant to be doing.
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
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