fanny glue

Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.

" A woz up all neet like filin er flaps wi me fanny glue."

by pruneface69 January 12, 2010

fanny dicking

Fanny dicking is where a man first gets his dick wet in a cup of cold tea and decides to slowly insert into into the vagina. Once inserted, the girl would then move up and down until he ejaculates. Once ejaculated the man removes his semi erect penis and the girl then licks the cold coffee of of the man's penis and then says, "woah that caffene hit me hard"

Me and my boyfriend decided to try fanny dicking and loved the taste of cold coffee

by JoeM1999 February 26, 2017

Fanny flannel

A flannel used specifically to wipe ones vagina

This fanny flannel is very soft on my bits

by fulleulla March 14, 2011

fanny bandit

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random

those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!

by tyler gross October 25, 2008

fanny blaster

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.

policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"

by Luke webb August 10, 2006

fanny fart

what always happens when i'm with yo momma

last saturday evening

by maybe i'm your dad July 12, 2004

cock-a-fanny

n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's

by b0ng April 3, 2003