odds or evens

a game played among friends and enemies alike. Player one asks player two to choose between odds or evens. When player two chooses between the two, Player one continues to rip out leg hairs from player two's leg. Player one counts the number of leg hair obtained. If Player two called odds and the number of hairs was odd, the game moves on to player one choosing odd or even. If player two was wrong, he will choose once again between odd or even and then the game will continue until player two has won the round, or until one person runs out of leg hair. In this instance arm hair may become a substitute for leg hair.

Did you see Mike's leg? There is a big clump of hair missing from when we played "odds or evens" last night... I totally beat that towel.

by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007

Truest Statement Ever

One can not simply drift into Mordor.

To say that "One can not simply drift into Mordor" is the truest statement ever.

by Phenin August 26, 2006

Five-ever

An extremely long period of time. Longer than forever by quite a bit.

I haven't seen you in five-ever, since we were both in 3rd grade!

by Pandie5 April 24, 2006

what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

evercrack

the fastest encryption breaking
program on the planet

i use evercrack to solve the daily cryptogram

by Cory Michael Boston August 5, 2005

Mt. Everest

Taking a huge shit on a woman's chest, and then cumming right on top of the pile of shit to make it look like the snow capped peak of My. Everest

Drop that duece square on the titties and then start the blizzard on top of Mt. Everest

by ldt444 March 26, 2013

Everett

Sexiest person alive can always make you laugh and has a huge dick.

I love you everett

by Cool person and awesome November 28, 2018