Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.

"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."

by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.

Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.

by JRE617 April 29, 2021

evan + kia

Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.

Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!

by I love everyoone August 18, 2023

ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020

Bima Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have Bima Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think he is Bima Evans."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."

by usernamexxx February 3, 2020

Evan the Weeb

Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.

Hey did you catch {Evan the Weeb}?

by Apple Greg May 11, 2020