Ethan

an extravagant cripple.

will pay 3 billion dollars for belly button touches

example: wow he’s one heck of an ethan

by ppboynotgay June 24, 2019

Ethan

He is a lying ass bitch who will play with your heart. He is a total fuck boy and will mess you up real quick. He pretends that he likes you but in reality he already has a gf.

damn that guy sucks,,,,,hes an Ethan

by badbitcha$$ June 28, 2019

Ethan

The most asshole of a person you could ever meet in your life and is extremely selfish and is attracted to girls that are shorter than his half inch dick

Who’s that asshole over there.
Oh that’s just Ethan.

by Suckamaballs123 July 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan has a bush on his head, but he denies its a wig. He's a bit gay and wants to suckle on Bobs nob. Ethan is about 2 ft tall and he owns it. He's skinnier than a pencil so I suggest he plays some Just Dance to beef himself up. #gobthisnob

Female:Is that Ethan?
Female 2: Yeah, I wish he wasn't gay so I could fuck him

by MrNoogin November 20, 2019

Ethan

Super racist and discriminated against gays, blacks Jews, Mexicans really anything other then white

Damn that’s an Ethan

by YungYeeter21 April 4, 2019

Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too

Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan

by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy

Jenny : you see that hot ass marine over there

Megan : yes he looks like a Ethan!

by Coco_69 June 19, 2019