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Easter Bread

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.
Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...
by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010
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Eastern Sexting

Unlike common sexting, where clothes are removed before taking and sending an image, Eastern Sexting is when a human (usually of the female variety) adds additional clothing before taking a picture of herself and sends it to one or more males. This term received its name after becoming common with the Eastern Middle School community in Greenwich.
- Are you Eastern Sexting again?

- Yeah, she's wearing a parka again!
by Gullyside May 10, 2011
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Dorito Eater

an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.
"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"
by Rosco1 October 18, 2011
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Breaking and Entering

Something that Santa does for a living.
Santa broke in which is Breaking and Entering
by UrBoiJeff December 13, 2018
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baby eater

a person who eats,drinks,and or swallows sperm
by arielle January 29, 2005
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Estersexual

Samuel: I think I have a crush on Ester Exposito
Carla: That’s means you’re Estersexual
by Ester husband January 3, 2021
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Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter
His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.
by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009
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