emergency dank

When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.

(In norwegian : #Nøddank)

Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸

by Tinitini June 23, 2018

Emergency

When you have to fart in class but you want to warn your homie to hold his nose so he won't be affected by the fart, you scream ''Emergency'' in a Russian Accent.

''Blyat Emergency!''

''Ok dawg.''

by Arkadoi.YR June 27, 2018

emerald cove

A sweet nice middle school were good two shoes go. And nobody likes them bc they are so nice and they always do the right thing

Look I don’t like this girl she goes to emerald cove

by Dxddy sexc mama July 10, 2018

emerald splash

A attack used by Noriaki Kakyoin from the manga/anime series Jojo's bizarre adventure Stardust Crusaders that has been used very often against the antagonists in the series, to sum it all up quick of how it works, go read below.

Kakyoin: Take this, emeraalld splaaashhh!!
Villain shoves it off as if it's nothing
Kakyoin: What, but there's no way. No one can just deflect the emerald splash!

by Döner August 3, 2018

Emergence

Name of the legendary hentai 177013. It is said to cause depression for weeks for whoever reads it, although a few claim they've been affected for only a couple of days.

I'm being way to happy right now, I think I'll read Emergence and go back to my usual depression state.

by Yesserer January 2, 2019

emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.

Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!

by QuacksO January 3, 2019

Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019