egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 11, 2008

egg mcmuffdive

an alternative form of egg mcmuffin

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

by You know who it is. March 29, 2008

egg on a bean

Egg on a Bean is a slang term used in the lower south of England - mainly the island City of Portsmouth. It is slang for good.

Guy 1: Hey man I just filled those reports for you
Guy 2: Egg on a Bean

by Floorio September 16, 2013

Egg man

Dr. Gabor

That Gabor is a total egg man!

by displeased chicken April 10, 2017

Egg Head

Normally it’s named Alex Iaco

Person 1: Is that Alex Iaco?
Person 2: You mean egg head!

by THE TRUTH TELLER1234 November 2, 2020

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

by mister creepy February 23, 2011

Egg chute

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg chute tightened!
Source: Stormy Weather, Norwich

by Stormy Weather December 27, 2007