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East Jesus Nowhere

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009
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East Newport, PA

A small village in Oliver Township, Perry County, PA just south of the Borough of Newport. It was once the home of a large iron furnace, a popsicle factory, a green house, Amos Miller’s Saw Mill and Wentzel’s Feed Mill. Today it is home to a Turnbaugh’s Gas and Service Station, Base Camp Outfitters, Oliver Grange, Episcopal Commons Senior Apartments, the Newport First Church of God, a playground and and AMPLE NUMBER OF HARD CORE YAYHOO REDNECKS!
Our school bus stops at Dock and Third Streets in East Newport, PA.
Those rednecks in East Newport, PA live down along the furnace row.
The Chisholm mansion is in East Newport, PA
by Orebank Bus Rider August 20, 2018
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east bay express

An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.
Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)
by Myxamatosis March 23, 2007
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Upper East Sider

Also known as UES. Term is mostly known from the CW series Gossip Girl. The UES is mostly well known for being far more “superior” than the Upper West Side (UWS). The UES however, in literal and metaphorical term is where the most wealthy, famous, and over privileged Manhattan citizens mostly live.
Gossip Girl: hey upper east siders, Gossip Girl here.. And I have the biggest news ever.
by Jayniebobaynie May 11, 2022
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East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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Worcester east middle

A school in Massachusetts were thots become lesbian because they can’t get a nigga...and niggas play all the girls,students vape in class or in the bathroom and half of those people aren’t virgins
by Yktvvvvvnb May 24, 2019
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upper east side

Streets between 59th and 96th. A lot of rich people live in the area especially on fifth avenue. Apartments in the area usually cost at least 1 million. Many JAPS live in the area and go to the one sex private schools around ex. marymount, constance, etc. A book series has been written on the lives of teens who live there, Gossip Girls. A movie is soon to come out.
by KC January 30, 2005
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