Canadian Earplug

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!

My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

by Rogue Outbreak May 26, 2018

Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich

Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

earthbound misfit

"earthbound" significa alguien que esta atado o enlazado a este mundo (o a la tierra). Un enajenado atado a/confinado en la tierra (atrapado sin salida, condenado a vivir donde siente que no pertenece).

...tongue tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I... Pink Floyd, Lear n to fly

by Mary Jane Harper January 14, 2016

hollow earth

The earth is hollow. There is no valid argument against the fact. The government is telling us lies and telling us there is more below the bedrock. That is the end. Under the rocks there is an empty void of hollowness.

Wow! How can anyone not believe Hollow Earth and fall for the government lies?!

by CARGOREAPER March 12, 2018

last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019

Earth Day

tomedd

"I ship Earth Day!"
"What's Earth Day?"
"TomEdd!"

by SyraTheCommie April 22, 2018

Earthling

A creature, scientifically referred to by academic English-speaking Earthlings as Homo sapiens sapiens, related most closely to a creature called a chimpanzee, which Earthlings generally use to entertain themselves at places called zoos, where the chimpanzees are frequently known to go on rampages due to abuse by Earthlings and eat the faces off Earthlings; this Homo sapiens sapiens is filled with a self-aggrandizing sense of its own intelligence, which is weak even by galactic standards, let alone cosmic standards. As visitors from the outer reaches of the cosmos, it is our duty to study these morons and see if we can make them treat the Earth better, so that our plans to eventually wipe them out and re-colonize the Earth with our smarter pets and animals will not be hindered by Earthling-caused global warming and climate change

That Earthling is trying to brush his teeth with a paintbrush; he must be one of their professors.

Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.

Be content with probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.

humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change denier

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014