The following is a quote from Douglas Adams's "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. This planet has--or rather had--a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time..."
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. This planet has--or rather had--a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time..."
by Ford Prefect (the real one) May 1, 2005
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who think that life isn't about
doing what's right vs. doing what's wrong
but instead they think it's about
how much ass you can kiss in order
to get ahead and that there is no such thing
as right or wrong
in other words they're all good little nazi assholes
who follow orders by kissing all the right asses
and do not care how evil the outcome of that is
That's pretty fucked up right there!
who think that life isn't about
doing what's right vs. doing what's wrong
but instead they think it's about
how much ass you can kiss in order
to get ahead and that there is no such thing
as right or wrong
in other words they're all good little nazi assholes
who follow orders by kissing all the right asses
and do not care how evil the outcome of that is
That's pretty fucked up right there!
earth is doomed ...
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the strongest of the elementals.
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John is an earthist. He only believes in the interests of Earth and all its species, no matter how it affects other species.
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