defensive

The gaslighter's bread and butter. The word you will most likely hear from them if you do anything other than acknowledge and accept their bullshit in some lame attempt to guilt trip you into doing it.

Gaslighter: *throws bullshit at victim*
Victim: *angrily reprimands gaslighter for it*
Gaslighter: "See, you're being defensive, stop it"

by Someone32143214 July 7, 2022

defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.

A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*

by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022

Defender

The most important job for defenders is to win their one-on-one battles with the attackers.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.

This defender is like a wall.

by Jess5755 August 26, 2022

Defensitive

When you're so sensitive you offend yourself and get defensive with other people.

"Sorry, I don't know why I'm yelling. I'm defensitive. "

by IrishCream34 September 18, 2022

defendyawn

when one is sleep or late on defending them self or another

you ain't even help me. you can't be my security and be defendyawn.

by callmecer October 26, 2022

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Defengonese

a style of language characterized by the use of euphemism, technical jargon, acronyms and circumlocutions, used by people working in the Australian Defence Force (ADF).

Sorry, I don't speak defengonese, could you put that in a sentence that actually makes sense.

by UncleRaysSecondCousin November 17, 2022