Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.

Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

Double A Tard

One who either is a Big Book Nazi and preaches the book and has no life out side of AA. Or someone who isn't there for the meetings, there only there because no one else will be friends with them and now we have to put up with there shit.
Also some one who should go to other meetings maybe BB instead of AA (What's BB? ......It's not AA)

Ugggh Jesus you stupid Double A Tard, cant you just leave and go to one of those other meetings?

by Craphead1966 March 28, 2011

Double Suzukis

1. A sexual act exclusively involving people of Asian ethnicity in which Participant A violently pleasures Participants B and C concurrently, using a combination of both manual and oral stimulation. Participant A is usually in the seated or kneeling position while Participants B and C are standing. Participant A is commonly referred to as "The Last Samurai"

A variant of the "reverse ski poles"

2. A fantasy baseball strategy usually reserved for the cunning (or desperate) in which one team drafts both Ichiro Suzuki and Kurt Suzuki in the same fantasy baseball draft.

Brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out Double Suzukis to Chang and Daiki.

by DickMoxie July 21, 2011

double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014

Double-crossed

The act of being back stabbed and done wrong by someone who claimed to not be of such

God damnit!! Jim Double-crossed us ! Fucking Cock sucker

by jacojaoc joaej January 13, 2019

double purple means trouble

When you're playing Card Jitsu in Club Penguin and your opponent's penguin is purple and also has a purple belt. It is an incredibly dangerous combination, and you will most likely lose your match if your opponent is sporting this look.

Person 1: Dang man, she just got a purple belt, and changed her colour to purple.
Person 2: You know how the saying goes dawg... Double Purple Means Trouble!

by clubpenguinkid101 April 12, 2020

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009