Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

doing the x

To do the most or to be eXtra

Paul: “WHY DO YOU KEEP TAKING MY PHONE”
William: “Chill out bro you don’t gotta be doing the x like that”

by IFailAtLife321 April 4, 2019

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

Doing a Manu

When you play extremely dumb or do stupid things but end up getting lucky kills in Rainbow Six Siege

Did you just do a Manu?

He was so lucky and did a Manu

I am doing a Manu right now!

by TotallyNotHarry October 22, 2019

doing nothing wrong

being a complete fucking asshole to someone who doesn’t need it

boy: i was doing nothing wrong though
friend: that’s why she broke up with you

by ratwhores October 25, 2019

Doing the Achilles and Patroclus

When you and your homie are in such a loving relationship that you really aren’t homies anymore.

Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?

by ArcticLava21 November 9, 2019