ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>

Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.

by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008

Ditchhiker

(noun). A friend or aquaintance who brown noses a ride to a special event, concert, party, etc., then disappears as soon as they get there.

"Did you come here alone?"
"No, I picked up a ditchhiker, and if I don't see them in 5, I'm going to leave em here."

by myykuul January 27, 2010

ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 12, 2017

Ditch

(Noun) is a combination of the words "dick" and "bitch." It can be a derogatory term used for a male or female.

"That ditch is such a shit talker!"
"You're such a ditch!"
"He's a ditch."
"She's a ditch."

by Anon1919 June 7, 2018

Ditch or bitch

either you ditch and leave forever or you stay and bitch about it

Man you gotta ditch or bitch

by Hahabitch28 April 9, 2019