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Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it
Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
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Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.
She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal
by Rexlione September 7, 2023
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joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.
I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!
by Vixha April 17, 2016
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Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025
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Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
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DONE DEAL

When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.

No more talking. No backing out.

DONE FUCKING DEAL.
"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."

"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."

"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."
by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025
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Deal

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017
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