Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.

"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"

by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakotah

an amazing and gorgeous and funny girl. if you find a Dakotah, dont let her go. shes the best thing that will ever happen to you so treat her like gold and give her all of your love because she deserves it.

Amy: i starting dating a Dakotah

Jeff: HOLY SHIT DUDE CONGRATS!!!! YOU HAVE WON AT LIFE!!! I ENVY YOU

by soggy emo chips August 31, 2022

Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

dakota

so hot, wanna smash hes so fine lord have mercy

"did you see dakota"
"yeah hes so fine"

by dakotas hot gf September 13, 2022

Dakotaphobic

the act of god working against you

"This is dakotaphobic"

by Europhrosyce October 5, 2022

Dakotaphobic

Something you don't like

"This is dakotaphobic, i hate this"

by Europhrosyce October 8, 2022

Dakotans

A non-affiliated campus group of binge drinking badass students that attend the university of South Dakota and hate the strollers. They love beer, D-Days, and most of all…bullying each other with tappings posters. Only the elite can be a member of this decades long group.

Did you hear all that yelling and beer can crushing? Must’ve been the Dakotans.

by Dakotansbaby101 November 9, 2022