A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

by ProtoZone March 28, 2011

Crines

Crines is a slang term for when a guy is having sex with a girl then the girl whips out a dildo and starts to fuck him in the ass.

dude how was she last night

she was fine until she gave me a crines

by tman22cavs August 6, 2011

crisps

crisps is a shampaine

go to the nest and drink crisps

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

quarter life crisis

a crisis sumwhere in your twenties

A person having a crisis at the age of 22 but feels they are too young to have a midlife crisis

by sam b May 13, 2004

criss cross tomato

A graffiti-ridden black chevy truck that was parked in the ghetto.

It looks like they wrote criss cross tomato. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

by xoxoblondee July 7, 2010

crisis averted

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011

commit the crimes

50 Cent spent time in prison for drug dealing.

Cimmy Cko

by Fangsta December 15, 2003