Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Same as swamp crickets!

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)

"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"

by MayuKitahara January 30, 2024

hood cricket

Hood Crickets are the smoke alarm noises made right after the batteries ran out.

Your YT video is amazing but those hood crickets are annoying.

by Obet Torres Elvira February 4, 2025

cricket fags

gay crickets

"bruh thats a cricket fags"

by gaycricket June 21, 2022

Cricket

another term for a vaporized nicotine devise

hey can you hand me my "cricket"

by Breen Zooted January 19, 2023

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

Compton Cricket

A fire alarm beep.

I was walking up the street the other day, and when i passed this one house, and I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.

by dandysavage April 28, 2025