couch potato

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."
by shunshine December 15, 2003
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COUCH TOMATO

not only is she a couch tomato she is a firebrush.
by Joel Byers March 18, 2004
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Couch Porn

The term used to define beer pong that is played while sitting in a chair.
Dan: Yo Tyler why are you doing couch porn
Tyler: Cuz I shoot better from this elevation
by N Word Gary Hands October 29, 2009
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jump the couch

"W. has jumped the couch."

"Not fallen off the couch, as he did when he choked on that pretzel."

"Jumped it." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times
"Then, as president, he jumped the couch by pedaling through the guns of August -the growing carnage and chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times
by Troseph August 29, 2005
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jump the couch

It's also a phrase used in the fraternity world when an active member puts his own status on the line for a rushee. He tells the house that he is "jumping the couch" for a rushee, and that the next vote to allow the rushee into the house is a simultaneous vote to keep the active in the house. Direct opposite of blackball.
After several unsuccessful votes to get his friend into his fraternity, John "jumped the couch" for Sam, but the fraternity still voted Sam down, so John had to leave the fraternity forever in disgrace.
by ThomasJay August 27, 2005
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Couch Fucker

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.
John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....
by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016
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Dump a Couch

Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!
by Griff the man March 16, 2009
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