Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

cookie duster

a moustache (a jocular term)

Be sure to keep that cookie duster trimmed.

by LightJoker April 9, 2006

COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!

"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"

by Eleanor April 10, 2005

Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.

Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

www.girlscoutcookies.org

"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"

by tinjuchic February 5, 2010

wolf cookies

Trash talking; a prelude to getting into a fight.

Man, Raymond rolled up on me and started selling wolf cookies and I was about to break my foot off in his ass!

by KDaddy923 September 14, 2006