God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

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Broken Condom

An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area

"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."

by Hamborgar November 22, 2021

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America condom

A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.

All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.

Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.

David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"

by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015

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