Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

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Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018

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Girl commando

Girl soldier

She kick ass like an girl commando

by Saveyourskittles August 19, 2018

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Commando

Being convicted of statutory rape while working/attending Hendersonville High School

John: You hear about the JROTC Commander at HHS?
Shaun Holinsworth: Yessir he was a true commando

by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018

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Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.

Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

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Rando Commando

A promiscuous male who is adept at seducing random females, aka 'randos.' Prefers flings, one night stands, etc., to romancing a singular subject.

(Nightclub, Saturday, 1:07am)
Bill: "Yo Vance, where did Tommy run off to?"
Vance: "Tommy? He left with that smokin' hot redhead, they took off in a taxi. That guy! I tell ya, he's a real Rando Commando!

by Svidrigailov March 8, 2019

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